{"id":837,"date":"2010-12-02T08:59:52","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T13:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/?p=837"},"modified":"2010-12-02T08:59:52","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T13:59:52","slug":"blood-and-tears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/?p=837","title":{"rendered":"Blood and tears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I started trying to learn how to play guitar in the late 1990s. It hurt. Not my ears so much (that was more of a problem when I tried to learn the banjo). It was my fingers. The calluses weren&#8217;t hard yet and my fingertips were killing me.<\/p>\n<p>The late Iva Stilwell, who played stand-up bass for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdbaby.com\/cd\/oogotb\">The Original Orchard Grass<\/a>, tried to give me a break. Sometimes to give calluses a head start, she said, you can paint your fingertips with clear nail polish.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; cut in Rhoda Kemp, Iva&#8217;s banjo-playing sister. &#8220;No, don&#8217;t tell her that. She&#8217;s gotta bleed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/latkes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/latkes-150x112.jpg\" alt=\"latkes\" title=\"latkes\" width=\"150\" height=\"112\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-840\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/latkes-150x112.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/latkes-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/latkes.jpg 604w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>I feel the same way when it comes to making latkes. I&#8217;m not talking about blood, per se, though I <em>do<\/em> tend to bleed when I cook (frigging grater). I&#8217;m talking about onions. There are people &#8212; just recently my mother became one of them &#8212; who use <em>food processors<\/em> for onion chopping.  But I need to be bent over the knife, the fumes from the onions wafting up, the tears streaming down.<\/p>\n<p>When you make latkes, you gotta cry a little. You just gotta.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Hanukkah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started trying to learn how to play guitar in the late 1990s. It hurt. Not my ears so much (that was more of a problem when I tried to learn the banjo). It was my fingers. The calluses weren&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/?p=837\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,35,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking","category-holidaze","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":859,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions\/859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}