{"id":532,"date":"2010-03-17T08:44:08","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T13:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/?p=532"},"modified":"2010-03-17T09:59:51","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T14:59:51","slug":"five-for-st-patricks-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/?p=532","title":{"rendered":"Five for St. Patrick&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Why, when I cook corned beef, does it always turn out gray? Poor meat.<br \/>\n2. We used to live across the street from a little bar named Paddy&#8217;s in Cambridge, Mass. It was a neighborhood joint, one of those places where you rarely saw a woman enter. I always think about it on days like today, and wish I&#8217;d gone in to stay instead of just to peek.<br \/>\n3. Green beer = unappealing. Green bagels = even worse. Green cookies = another story.<br \/>\n4. I am a fan of any holiday that promotes fun and silliness. Pickle Week? I&#8217;m there. My only problem with St. Pat&#8217;s Day is that the other kids always pinched me, even when I was wearing green.<br \/>\n5. Apparently there is a shamrock shortage in Ireland this year due to severe weather. We&#8217;ve had a winter here, too, but today it&#8217;s sunny and 60 and I&#8217;m going to plant some Japanese turnips and some rainbow Swiss Chard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Why, when I cook corned beef, does it always turn out gray? Poor meat. 2. We used to live across the street from a little bar named Paddy&#8217;s in Cambridge, Mass. It was a neighborhood joint, one of those &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/?p=532\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gardening"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":534,"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions\/534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squealermusic.com\/madclips\/wordpress2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}